I don’t expect that anyone is even remotely interested to hear about my buttocks.
However, my buttocks are very much on my mind today because they are hurting me. I stepped into the shower this morning, slipped and my buttocks splat hard down on to the door runner of the shower unit. I now have a horizontal striped bruise that stretches across both cheeks.
Oh well, a glass of good red wine should soothe the pain.
Cheers!
4 comments:
Ouch.
By the way, the wine only helps if you take it internally... don't waste it making a poultice!
I'm sad enough to get the Spongebob reference too: the episode where he smashes his butt into pieces is a classic.
Hey, I did take the wine internally haha!
Zany Spongebob? It's deliciously creative eh? I've only seen snippets of it really.
Thanks Steve.
My buttocks made it into the accident book when I worked at the Odeon, I was going down an emergency exit one afternoon and someone had spilled a can of coke on the concrete stairs and I slipped and landed on my arse. So the accident book read 'Bruised buttocks' :) I didn't have to show my arse to the management, which was a pity :)
Owwww. Thanks for sharing that! It WAS a pity you didn't show it to the management hehe. Oh well, it could have been worse... at least it wasn't YOUR coke that was spilled :-)
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